24th February 2003, 6:51 AM
I would hardly call a fear of zombies illogical. Now, a fear of spiders sure, they aren't out to eat you. Fear of zombies? I'm almost certain their goal is to eat every last living human there is! (There's two types, the brain eaters, and the any ol' flesh will do eaters, but both ONLY eat living tissue for some weird reason.)
"On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)