MICHAEL MOORE: Fat outspoken shithead, OR Obese arrogant cumtickler?

[A Black Falcon]

Say, DJ, how are you paying for college? Going to college, living on your own, paying for you own food, etc.?

My parents pay (well, what they have to now after loans and stuff) and my school doesn't cost that much anyway... (though the fact that my sister's now in her first year of school and hers costs quite a bit more more than makes up for that...)

Who'll pay the loans? I assume I'll have to pay some of them, whenever I get a job that actually pays something worth mentioning...

Oh, did I mention that my dad's college is really cheap? Lots of schools will give free scholarships if children of faculty go to the school, and a lot if they go elsewhere. His gives about $1700, no matter where you go. Not much...

Oh, and I don't have a credit card. Don't really want one at the moment...