MICHAEL MOORE: Fat outspoken shithead, OR Obese arrogant cumtickler?

[Dark Jaguar]

Apartment first, THEN a home. Also, it doesn't have to be paid for all at once, but rather in payments. Besides, the first house doesn't have to be a GOOD one, it can completely suck, but the important thing is that when you are done, you are DONE and don't have to pay any more for it. Then, all the money that goes to payments on the house goes to the NEXT house, which will be better, and when you get THAT one, just rent out the house to people who aren't as smart as you, and you are making PROFIT. Keep it up and get a whole chain going. You see, life when lived like you play a video game (on your last life in one with no save or password feature) actually tends to WORK. Just go around from person to person and ask people if they have seen the mysterious cloaked villian.