Gray or Grey?

[Geno]

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded on an island 20 miles from civilization. Finally getting fed up with being stuck there, the redhead decides to swim for civilization. She manages to make it 5 miles before drowning. The brunette then decides to attempt swimming back to civilization as well. (Well what would you do if were stranded on an island with a blond? ...I mean AFTER having sex with her!) The brunette made it 10 miles before she drowned. Finally, the blond decided it was her turn, but she would not overestimate her capabilities like the previous two girls. So, she swam 19 miles, got tired, and swam all the way back to the island.

And just in case you still haven't had enough...

Three women were prepped for execution: a blond, a brunette, and a redhead. The first to be executed was the redhead. The gunmen lined her up against the wall and aimed their guns at her.
"Ready... aim..."
"Tornado!" she shouted.
The gunmen dropped to the ground and covered their heads as the redhead ran to her safety.
Next, the gunmen lined the brunette up against the wall. They aimed their guns at her and got ready to shoot.
"Ready... aim..."
"Earthquake!" the brunette shouted.
Having been fooled again, the gunmen dropped to the ground as the brunette made a run for it. The blond eventually caught on to what the redhead and the brunette had done and decided to try the same tactic herself. Finally, her time to be executed came. The gunmen lined her against the wall and aimed their guns at her.
"Ready... aim..."
"FIRE!"

EL FIN