The Official "Everyone needs to calm the heck down!!" Thread

[lazyfatbum]

you know... I could... I could just kill you now. Not right now, but later. When you're asleep. Tomorrow night perhaps... I have a window of opportunity is what i'm saying. The ability to kill you is there. So it COULD happen.

In theory I mean.

If I wanted to...

*stabs Darunia with a sharp fork*

Darunia: *deflates* *becomes a tiny little man and runs away*

I knew it!

:goron:: I can never be defeated I am hella-smart and I will own countless jewels! gold! entire countries! (except Germany, krap on them) Haha! ride my noble Phalicosaurus! Ride like the wind that once filled my belly! Soon all peoples will tremble before the mighty and yet humorously proportioned God of Other People's Stuff!... stuff that is mine! Mine and not yours! Stuff that you owned at one time or another but is now mine because I am a God! Ha! Mine! NYAH! Whoosh!

Phalicosaurus: Wapoble Wabopple! Meesh Apatak Shu!

:goron:: Remind me to get that fixed....