3rd May 2004, 11:03 AM
A ventriloquist was on stage doing a puppet show. He told many jokes, some of which were tasteless. There were jokes that discriminated against blacks, Jews, Mexicans, women, and poor people. More than anything, however, he made fun of blonds. After several blond jokes, one angry blond woman finally stood up and started yelling at him.
"I have had it with you!" she shouted. "Everyday, you men are always discriminating against women like me for our hair color, and we're sick of it! Everyone has feelings! Just because we have blond hair doesn't mean that we're stupid! There are several very smart blond women out there, and don't you forget it!"
The ventriloquist, who was now beat red and sweating, began apologizing to the woman.
"You keep out of this!" she shouted. "I'm talking to that little guy sitting on your knee!"
"I have had it with you!" she shouted. "Everyday, you men are always discriminating against women like me for our hair color, and we're sick of it! Everyone has feelings! Just because we have blond hair doesn't mean that we're stupid! There are several very smart blond women out there, and don't you forget it!"
The ventriloquist, who was now beat red and sweating, began apologizing to the woman.
"You keep out of this!" she shouted. "I'm talking to that little guy sitting on your knee!"