1st May 2004, 10:16 AM
I did marry DJ, and then ate him
*arms burst out of skin becoming giant praying mantis sythes and wiggles head back and forth with giant bulging glassy eyes that are somehow cute* Aha! ahahahaHA! wait, the female mantids are the ones that eat their mate.... oh god dammit!!!! *quickly measures penis and has sex with wife to claim male dominence and find security in masculinity*
*arms burst out of skin becoming giant praying mantis sythes and wiggles head back and forth with giant bulging glassy eyes that are somehow cute* Aha! ahahahaHA! wait, the female mantids are the ones that eat their mate.... oh god dammit!!!! *quickly measures penis and has sex with wife to claim male dominence and find security in masculinity*