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[Weltall]

I would have laughed if I didn't think that you were serious...

Okay. We do things right. That's why America is on top. That's why Americans are the wealthiest, happiest people in the world. We're productive and creative. We're not perfect but we're closer than anyone else is. We do things the way they should be done. The nations who are closest to America are those that emulate our way of doing things the closest.

Then, on the other side of the coin, you have, to paraphrase The Onion again, "6000 year old civilization now a 'developing nation'". They do things wrong. They fuck up more than we do. Their way of doing things doesn't work. That's why they're poor and pissed off.

Now, I know you have a deep-seated resentment for America, and the military and capitalism, and how we sometimes get ahead by stepping on others. Get over it. That's the way people do things. That's human nature. There will always be winners and losers. America is very much a winner in the grand scheme of things, and unlike you, I don't feel the slightest bit of guilt about it. The people who hate America claim to hate us because we're belligerent and unilateral, and to some extent, that's correct. But the real reason we're disliked is because you and I live like kings, while people in other nations can't feed themselves. You and I live like kings because we're priveleged and lucky enough to live in the greatest nation in the history of the world, and we do because our nation plays the great game and wins far more often than not. People in other nations dislike us because we win in this game, and even more because they lose. They are jealous of our lifestyles and our riches, and at the same time they envy us for having them. Their societies are ancient and look every bit as old as they are. Those people were not lucky enough to live here. Some of those people want to destroy America's greatness rather than try to build their own. These people are stupid. These people are our enemies, and they will not win, because they play the game all wrong. Hopefully they will realize their futility sooner as opposed to later and cut the bullshit. These people need to look at what America does, and has done. They need to see exactly how this nation and it's people operate, and do their best to imitate it to the letter. If everyone did, this world would be so much better off.