19th April 2004, 9:31 AM
DMILLER!!!!!!!!!! I MISSED YOUR BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!! SHIT THE BED!!!!!!!
Come here and help me rape the furniture! Are you nude yet!? I hope you got really drunk and are atleast half way to Mexico wearing a hollowed out cat. BTW I taught the kids to hate you, but in a good way (it involves candy and lubricant). And we all miss you dearly, you nerd guy who is to the point and nonpartisan (that means it looks like chocolate but isn't), but mostly a dork. I say that lovingly. I hope you have MANY MANY MANY MORE hap-penis birthdays in your future life...... which will end soon..... by my hand..... uh... I wasn't supposed to say that.... err... I look at your picture when I make love to my wife.... Okay. Okay. Fine.
ANNNYway, happy 23rd birthday, i hope you enjoyed it.... because.... there wont be a 24th.....because..... I will sex you to death. FUCK.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DMILLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Get a hooker! a BIG hooker! a big ROBOT hooker! a big robot LOLITA hooker! (ME!) with a holographic vagina and laser guided breasts with KUNG FU GRIP! hot DAMN! be sure to bring a camera, NUDGE NUDGE, WINK WINK! I GO THROUGH YOUR UNDER WEAR DRAWER WHEN YOU'RE NOT HOME! shit I really need to stop telling people that I stalk them, it really ruins the whole idea of the process.
You cute little man you. If I could I would rub your tushie until you explode.
Happy Birthday, Derek. :)
With all my love and adult diapers,
lazyfatbum
PS. It is statistically proven that muslims have a lower IQ than Christians.
Come here and help me rape the furniture! Are you nude yet!? I hope you got really drunk and are atleast half way to Mexico wearing a hollowed out cat. BTW I taught the kids to hate you, but in a good way (it involves candy and lubricant). And we all miss you dearly, you nerd guy who is to the point and nonpartisan (that means it looks like chocolate but isn't), but mostly a dork. I say that lovingly. I hope you have MANY MANY MANY MORE hap-penis birthdays in your future life...... which will end soon..... by my hand..... uh... I wasn't supposed to say that.... err... I look at your picture when I make love to my wife.... Okay. Okay. Fine.
ANNNYway, happy 23rd birthday, i hope you enjoyed it.... because.... there wont be a 24th.....because..... I will sex you to death. FUCK.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DMILLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Get a hooker! a BIG hooker! a big ROBOT hooker! a big robot LOLITA hooker! (ME!) with a holographic vagina and laser guided breasts with KUNG FU GRIP! hot DAMN! be sure to bring a camera, NUDGE NUDGE, WINK WINK! I GO THROUGH YOUR UNDER WEAR DRAWER WHEN YOU'RE NOT HOME! shit I really need to stop telling people that I stalk them, it really ruins the whole idea of the process.
You cute little man you. If I could I would rub your tushie until you explode.
Happy Birthday, Derek. :)
With all my love and adult diapers,
lazyfatbum
PS. It is statistically proven that muslims have a lower IQ than Christians.