16th April 2004, 10:54 PM
Peter Griffin: Hey that nice chicken outside gave me this coupon.
Register Biscuit: I'm sorry this coupon is expired.
Peter: *turns around to see giant chicken* Why you son of a-
*smashes through window and gets into fisty cuffs with large chicken, and pecking is involved*
*chicken throws sand in Peter's face and runs off*
*Peter chases chicken to BRIDGE FIGHT SCENE!*
*fight goes on with many punches and the whole "fighting while hanging over guard rail" thing happens*
*Chicken drops down and escapes on back of truck, and while waving and smiling, suddenly turns around to see Peter on OTHER bridge ahead, somehow, and he jumps on and fight continues, ON A TRUCK... ACTION!... WOW! BE AMAZED DANGIT!*
*Chicken fight continues and helicopter with ladder thrown out flies by, and they both climb the ladder and continue fighting, and then an office scene*
Worker 1: I'm going to need these copied and faxed by Friday.
Worker 2: Ooo is that going to give us enough time to colate the-
*fight smashes in through window in sky scraper and interupts conversation between people that are DESIGNED TO BE HATED*
*Peter destroys a few walls... somehow, and knocks chicken into copy machine, where the chicken's head is smashed with the lid and the copier shows copies of the head in proceeding states of bludgeon*
*Peter walks away*
Peter: Chicken... gave me a bad coupo-
*Chicken smashes through wall and tackles Peter through another window down to the ground, where the chicken is stabbed with glass while Peter lands safely on Chicken, and he gets up and walks into the sunset while sad piano music plays meant to convince you, YOU, that this was a moving emotional story somehow*
Yes, oh YES! I am ALL about Peter Griffin over here!
Register Biscuit: I'm sorry this coupon is expired.
Peter: *turns around to see giant chicken* Why you son of a-
*smashes through window and gets into fisty cuffs with large chicken, and pecking is involved*
*chicken throws sand in Peter's face and runs off*
*Peter chases chicken to BRIDGE FIGHT SCENE!*
*fight goes on with many punches and the whole "fighting while hanging over guard rail" thing happens*
*Chicken drops down and escapes on back of truck, and while waving and smiling, suddenly turns around to see Peter on OTHER bridge ahead, somehow, and he jumps on and fight continues, ON A TRUCK... ACTION!... WOW! BE AMAZED DANGIT!*
*Chicken fight continues and helicopter with ladder thrown out flies by, and they both climb the ladder and continue fighting, and then an office scene*
Worker 1: I'm going to need these copied and faxed by Friday.
Worker 2: Ooo is that going to give us enough time to colate the-
*fight smashes in through window in sky scraper and interupts conversation between people that are DESIGNED TO BE HATED*
*Peter destroys a few walls... somehow, and knocks chicken into copy machine, where the chicken's head is smashed with the lid and the copier shows copies of the head in proceeding states of bludgeon*
*Peter walks away*
Peter: Chicken... gave me a bad coupo-
*Chicken smashes through wall and tackles Peter through another window down to the ground, where the chicken is stabbed with glass while Peter lands safely on Chicken, and he gets up and walks into the sunset while sad piano music plays meant to convince you, YOU, that this was a moving emotional story somehow*
Yes, oh YES! I am ALL about Peter Griffin over here!
"On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)