8th April 2004, 9:48 AM
This again? DJ, we all know that you're a girl, so this whole "...or AM I?" thing doesn't work anymore. You see, the mere fact that you leave the possibility open in the air shows that you are definitely not a guy. A guy would never leave that in doubt. He either admits that he's a guy, or if he's a weirdo he pretends to be a girl online, but then he absolutely says that he's a "woman". You don't know the male psyche as well as you think you do.