• Login
  • Register
  • Login Register
    Login
    Username:
    Password:
  • Home
  • Members
  • Team
  • Help
User Links
  • Login
  • Register
  • Login Register
    Login
    Username:
    Password:

    Quick Links Home Members Team Help
    Tendo City Tendo City: Metropolitan District Ramble City I promise this is NOT an April Fools Day joke

     
    • 0 Vote(s) - 0 Average
    I promise this is NOT an April Fools Day joke
    Laser Link
    Offline

    Moderator

    Posts: 1,352
    Threads: 54
    Joined: 11-23-1999
    #1
    2nd April 2004, 11:02 PM
    <a href="http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_903083.html?menu=">Top doc backs picking your nose and eating it</a>
    Quote:Picking your nose and eating it is one of the best ways to stay healthy, according to a top Austrian doctor.

    Innsbruck-based lung specialist Prof Dr Friedrich Bischinger said people who pick their noses with their fingers were healthy, happier and probably better in tune with their bodies.

    He says society should adopt a new approach to nose-picking and encourage children to take it up.

    <b>Dr Bischinger said: "With the finger you can get to places you just can't reach with a handkerchief, keeping your nose far cleaner.

    "And eating the dry remains of what you pull out is a great way of strengthening the body's immune system.</b>

    "Medically it makes great sense and is a perfectly natural thing to do. In terms of the immune system the nose is a filter in which a great deal of bacteria are collected, and when this mixture arrives in the intestines it works just like a medicine.

    "Modern medicine is constantly trying to do the same thing through far more complicated methods, people who pick their nose and eat it get a natural boost to their immune system for free."

    He pointed out that children happily pick their noses, yet by the time they have become adults they have stopped under pressure from a society that has branded it disgusting and anti social.

    He said: "I would recommend a new approach where children are encouraged to pick their nose. It is a completely natural response and medically a good idea as well."

    And he pointed out that if anyone was really worried about what their neighbour was thinking, they could still enjoy picking their nose in private if they still wanted to get the benefits it offered.

    Discuss.
    Reply
    Reply
    « Next Oldest | Next Newest »

    Users browsing this thread:



    Messages In This Thread
    I promise this is NOT an April Fools Day joke - by Laser Link - 2nd April 2004, 11:02 PM
    I promise this is NOT an April Fools Day joke - by Dark Jaguar - 3rd April 2004, 12:20 AM
    I promise this is NOT an April Fools Day joke - by alien space marine - 3rd April 2004, 6:14 AM
    I promise this is NOT an April Fools Day joke - by lazyfatbum - 3rd April 2004, 9:20 AM
    I promise this is NOT an April Fools Day joke - by A Black Falcon - 3rd April 2004, 2:08 PM
    I promise this is NOT an April Fools Day joke - by alien space marine - 3rd April 2004, 3:07 PM
    I promise this is NOT an April Fools Day joke - by geoboy - 3rd April 2004, 4:33 PM
    I promise this is NOT an April Fools Day joke - by Undertow - 4th April 2004, 9:14 AM
    I promise this is NOT an April Fools Day joke - by Dark Jaguar - 4th April 2004, 1:56 PM
    I promise this is NOT an April Fools Day joke - by geoboy - 4th April 2004, 3:59 PM
    I promise this is NOT an April Fools Day joke - by Great Rumbler - 4th April 2004, 6:38 PM
    I promise this is NOT an April Fools Day joke - by Undertow - 7th April 2004, 6:10 PM

    • View a Printable Version
    • Subscribe to this thread
    Forum Jump:

    Toven Solutions

    Home · Members · Team · Help · Contact

    408 Chapman St. Salem, Viriginia

    +1 540 4276896

    etoven@gmail.com

    About the company Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua.

    Linear Mode
    Threaded Mode