2nd April 2004, 2:51 AM
DARK JAGUAR IS AFRAID OF HIS PENIS
I like the new look, but I feel like I need to put on some Enya and masturbate in the tub. And I want to have the drapes cleaned... and I... I think is porn is gross... because the camera angles aren't realistic and has nothing to do with love making.... holy shit.... I want to wash my hair without taking a shower! I want to use the excuse of washing my hair to avoid a public relation such as a date! I find high heeled shoes REDICULOUS yet in the past minute that I have typed this message I have already purchased more than one hundred and twenty six pairs and instead of feeling horribly ashamed I am proud, yes PROUD, because somehow I was able to save money by buying them! NOTHING MAKES ANY SENSE! I hide my feelings and treat people I hate really well and treat people I like really bad! If I see a picture in a magazine of a woman with a certain dress or style of make up I want to emulate it immeadiately for if I dont I will redicule MYSELF in to submission! My values and morals are all becoming twisted, I mean even more than they already were! I cant... I cant wait to see Troy. I want to see Troy because it's a Brad Pitt movie. Brad Pitt and I will get married someday and we will have lots of babies. I will name one of the babies Braddy because it is cute, but I dont like the last name Pitt, it reminds me of fruit. SOMEONE SHOOT ME NOW, SHOOT ME NOW, USE INTERNET-GUNS, I DONT CARE HOW, IT WONT STOP, I'M...... I'M CURLING MY HAIR!!!!!! AAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!
*runs away holding his arms at his side, wrists curled up and pinkies out while making pitiful whining sounds*
I like the new look, but I feel like I need to put on some Enya and masturbate in the tub. And I want to have the drapes cleaned... and I... I think is porn is gross... because the camera angles aren't realistic and has nothing to do with love making.... holy shit.... I want to wash my hair without taking a shower! I want to use the excuse of washing my hair to avoid a public relation such as a date! I find high heeled shoes REDICULOUS yet in the past minute that I have typed this message I have already purchased more than one hundred and twenty six pairs and instead of feeling horribly ashamed I am proud, yes PROUD, because somehow I was able to save money by buying them! NOTHING MAKES ANY SENSE! I hide my feelings and treat people I hate really well and treat people I like really bad! If I see a picture in a magazine of a woman with a certain dress or style of make up I want to emulate it immeadiately for if I dont I will redicule MYSELF in to submission! My values and morals are all becoming twisted, I mean even more than they already were! I cant... I cant wait to see Troy. I want to see Troy because it's a Brad Pitt movie. Brad Pitt and I will get married someday and we will have lots of babies. I will name one of the babies Braddy because it is cute, but I dont like the last name Pitt, it reminds me of fruit. SOMEONE SHOOT ME NOW, SHOOT ME NOW, USE INTERNET-GUNS, I DONT CARE HOW, IT WONT STOP, I'M...... I'M CURLING MY HAIR!!!!!! AAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!
*runs away holding his arms at his side, wrists curled up and pinkies out while making pitiful whining sounds*