29th March 2004, 9:08 PM
*The small midget is from Rigel 7--a planet so huge, that even their midgets are as tall as buildings on Earth*
*Gorons are hardy, strong peoples, and are unscathed by the crushing---yet their mounts are squished flat. The hardy Goron troops continue on foot, and overnight take the weakly-defended city of religious liberals*
*Gorons are hardy, strong peoples, and are unscathed by the crushing---yet their mounts are squished flat. The hardy Goron troops continue on foot, and overnight take the weakly-defended city of religious liberals*
H.R.M. DARVNIVS MAXIMVS EX TENEBRIS EXIT REX DEVSQVE GORONORVMQVE TENDORVM ROMANORVM ET GRÆCORVM OMNIS SEMPER EST