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[lazyfatbum]

So, there you have it. My research is being... researched... by scientists at many universities around the world (except for asia) and I will soon release my book entitled "The Bird People" which will contain even more facts about the asian culture. if you have any info about asians, or even think that you might be an asian, please feel free to post your thoughts, ideas or your own research here. Keep in mind that because I am very busy, I will be forced to completely ignore any so-called research that you might post here.

Thank you! And as the asians say; "We cannot grow wheat!"

With sincere regret,
Dr. lazyfatbum PHD in cultural sciences