21st March 2004, 4:29 PM
4. Cloning is an important factor in asian lifestyles. Just as humans will engage in sexual activity, an asian will place a drop of blood in to a computer and will be given a baby through the mail system of asia, this mail system was once considered in America but was shut down after the powerhouse of UPS and Federal Express swept over the baby-mailing market over a thousand years ago in 1954. This ad for the baby-mailing and cloning service was featured on prime time television in Asia during an episode of X-Files. roughly translated, the ad reads "Women are garbage but good for some things, clone many females and live a happy life with aggresive nonconditional sex. No Emotion is Good for the Brain!"