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[lazyfatbum]

Hahaha... that would be an awesome name for a band.

Ladies and gentlemen.....

The Vapid Musical Talent and Trite Lyrics!

Thank you! one two three!

Capitalism is bad! Corporations are evil!

We appeal to angry twelve-year old boys!

(uhuh yeah!)

Please ignore our contract with multi-billion dollar corporate conglomerate labels!

(The labels give us bread on the table! yeah yeah yeah!)

Because we were made in an office at a meeting!

What?

An office at a meeting with a demographics chart!

(UGH!)

We dont have a message!

NO! We dont have a message!

We never had a message, and still dont!

(yeah! sing the lyrics and promote free advertizing!)

We know you hate your parents because you're young and dumb -

So why dont you just ignore them while we make your brain numb -

We know you probably want a hero or a father figure of sorts -

Well wake up, son! It aint gonna happen in suburbian America no more!

(bud um bud um dum bum duh bum)

So why dont you bend over while we fuck your wallet like a whore!

(FUCK YOUR WALLET LIKE A WHORE WHEN YOU COULD HAVE DOWNLOADED IT FOR FREE, KNOB!)

WE DONT HAVE A MESSAGE!

NO, WE DONT HAVE A MESSAGE!

WE NEVER HAD A MESSAGE, AND STILL DONT!

YEAH! Thank you, Ontario! Goodnight! The T-Shirts are only 50 bucks but they last until you wash them! Wooo!