Well they're consistent anyway.

[A Black Falcon]

Well then you don't just have dialup. You have bad dialup. Mine isn't that bad. Most of the time in SC I get no lag, or very minor lag, when I was using dialup... as I said some games it'll go bad and you'll lag, and with more players or people farther away lag is more common, but most of the time lag isn't an issue in SC on dialup for me.