5th March 2004, 4:31 PM
Here's why. Ya see, I found this bandage here... Now, this bandage doesn't actually mean anything, but nothing else holds together without it so keep it in mind. Okay, also, I found this thing here, that could be a door stop, or ALSO, a paper weight. Ya don't know. And here's this thing. I have no idea what this is, but I thought it could be like, a little mouse helmet. Now, that sounds crazy I know so I asked the mice about it, and um... they didn't say nothin', they just ran the other way. So, I was pretty much fishing with the whole mouse helmet thing at first right, but now, you know, see, with the reaction I got, I figured there was something there so...
"On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)