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    4th February 2004, 3:08 PM
    Hey you know that exploding whale story I posted here? Well I sent the link to the DRCs and it got posted, and so because of me lots of people heard about it, and here's one such story from today's DRC:

    Quote:You know after eating lunch with my students (I'm a teacher at an elementary school) I had the worst diarrhea and had to cut class short to use the little boys room. So while I'm sitting there peppering the toilet bowl, I think of the 50 odd ton whale that blew up on the flat bed and start laughing to myself while shitting.

    Then the toilet next to me flushed.

    What kind of asshole doesn't make some sorta noise to let the other person in the bathroom know that they are there? You know what I mean? Now they think I was laughing at my ass piss, which obviously was funny as hell too, but that's besides the point.

    You know, what if the beached whale had a big meal in the ocean then got a stomachache and had to chill for a few hours on the beach? I bet the reason he blew up was because he couldn't blow a fart cause he was embarrassed someone would hear him. Just like I might have been......

    So do I sorta owe my life to the silent pooper who was in the stall next to me? Maybe if he hadn't stayed quiet I would have blown up as well. - fatwreck

    Brandon: Haha was it a kid next to you? I don't think elementary school kids have learned the proper etiquette of the "I'm in here" cough.

    Haha, that made my day. It's because of me that guy laughed in the bathroom. Makes me feel real proud. :D
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