27th January 2004, 2:24 AM
Infidel! Must you mock my idealistic dreams of one day growing eccentric enough to express my love for candy by furnishing one room in my house with jellybeaned furniture and a Scrooge-McDuck-esque swimmingpool filled to the brim with jellybeans simply because you have no innerchild or sweet tooth?!? Go drown in your seltzer water, you bastard!
*cries*
*cries*