31st December 2003, 9:06 AM
The Lazy Fat Assfuck is no more! Hoorah and hooray! Victory over the Lazy Fat One! He hast abdicated! This calls for celebration!
*Declares federal holiday in the Goron Empire*
*Declares federal holiday in the Goron Empire*
H.R.M. DARVNIVS MAXIMVS EX TENEBRIS EXIT REX DEVSQVE GORONORVMQVE TENDORVM ROMANORVM ET GRÆCORVM OMNIS SEMPER EST