23rd November 2003, 7:44 PM
*Scoffs arrogantly* Well, those are cute little starters...but I've been writing multi-hundred-page stories since sixth grade. I'd love to post my latest one (seriously, I would like to...) here, but it's 474 pages. I'm writing a sequel to it, which is 141 pages as of now.
H.R.M. DARVNIVS MAXIMVS EX TENEBRIS EXIT REX DEVSQVE GORONORVMQVE TENDORVM ROMANORVM ET GRÆCORVM OMNIS SEMPER EST