5th November 2003, 8:35 PM
Prof: What are those HORRIBLE orange creatures over there?
Slug creature: Why those are the Grunga Lungas. They make slurm here in the slurm factory.
Prof: Tell them I HATE them!
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News caster: Okay, I lied about that last scroll. I just thought that if I reported there were none left everyone would stop looking thus giving me the edge and.... well it was wrong of me. And, as an act of apology I will now place this carniverous insect inside my ear. Hmm.... kinda tickles.... Guh, AAAAH AAAAAH AAAAHHHHH!
Slug creature: Why those are the Grunga Lungas. They make slurm here in the slurm factory.
Prof: Tell them I HATE them!
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News caster: Okay, I lied about that last scroll. I just thought that if I reported there were none left everyone would stop looking thus giving me the edge and.... well it was wrong of me. And, as an act of apology I will now place this carniverous insect inside my ear. Hmm.... kinda tickles.... Guh, AAAAH AAAAAH AAAAHHHHH!
"On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)