30th October 2003, 12:20 AM
If you want to get rid of a room mate, start smoking... ball point pens.
Nothing says lovin' like a good old fashioned cinnamon roll.
Benduuuuu: Don't ask for whom the bone bones. It bones for thee.
The cartographer, when asked at length why his maps led to the deaths of countless expedition troupes, could only respond "My maps are intended as a triumph of entertainment over geography. Don't take them so seriously.".
Copyright data for the game "Kindom O' Magic" (with upcoming sequel entitled "Never say Kingdom O'gain", though that sequel announcement was most assuredly a joke, like History of the World part 2):
First published in 1876 under the title "101 Fun Things To Do With Trolls".
This edition specially calibrated for short people with red hair.
Printed on recycled Windows 95 registration cards by The Press Of The Elven King, 57 Woodland Walk, De-Lorean, KOM 90210: "Inexpensive business stationary a speciality! Call 1-800-SMUDGE and ask for Steve."
Not for resale in countries that begin with the letter "R"
All rights reserved. No part of this publication may be reproduced, stored in a retrieval system, or transmitted, in any form or by any means, electronic, mechanical, photocopying, recording, telepathy or otherwise, without the prior written permission of the publishers, in triplicate, signed in goat's blood, and quoting the special secret password which this week is "nostril".
By reading this, you are deemed to understand, and agree to abide by, the terms of International copyright law. Failure to comply with these terms is punishable by death.
Publisher's note: The movie rights to this fine product are still available, Mr. Spielburg.
(DJ's note: Jackson would be funnier. They should have used that, even though they couldn't have known at the time that's no excuse! Just get a time machine!)
Nothing says lovin' like a good old fashioned cinnamon roll.
Benduuuuu: Don't ask for whom the bone bones. It bones for thee.
The cartographer, when asked at length why his maps led to the deaths of countless expedition troupes, could only respond "My maps are intended as a triumph of entertainment over geography. Don't take them so seriously.".
Copyright data for the game "Kindom O' Magic" (with upcoming sequel entitled "Never say Kingdom O'gain", though that sequel announcement was most assuredly a joke, like History of the World part 2):
First published in 1876 under the title "101 Fun Things To Do With Trolls".
This edition specially calibrated for short people with red hair.
Printed on recycled Windows 95 registration cards by The Press Of The Elven King, 57 Woodland Walk, De-Lorean, KOM 90210: "Inexpensive business stationary a speciality! Call 1-800-SMUDGE and ask for Steve."
Not for resale in countries that begin with the letter "R"
All rights reserved. No part of this publication may be reproduced, stored in a retrieval system, or transmitted, in any form or by any means, electronic, mechanical, photocopying, recording, telepathy or otherwise, without the prior written permission of the publishers, in triplicate, signed in goat's blood, and quoting the special secret password which this week is "nostril".
By reading this, you are deemed to understand, and agree to abide by, the terms of International copyright law. Failure to comply with these terms is punishable by death.
Publisher's note: The movie rights to this fine product are still available, Mr. Spielburg.
(DJ's note: Jackson would be funnier. They should have used that, even though they couldn't have known at the time that's no excuse! Just get a time machine!)
"On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)