29th October 2003, 4:53 PM
What can wait five minutes can be put off for five years.
When life gives you lemons, donate them to charity food drives.
A picture is worth a thousand words, except in Canada where it is only worth about 660.
Early to bed and early to rise leaves a man healthy but lacking social ties.
The early bird gets the worm, but who the hell wants to eat worms?
A dyslexic atheist doesn't believe in dog.
What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger, if it doesn't cripple you first.
If something seems too good to be true, it probably means there naked woman in bed with you but when you sober up you will realize she is your grandmother.
If you don't love Allah, you can go eat Shiite.
When life gives you lemons, donate them to charity food drives.
A picture is worth a thousand words, except in Canada where it is only worth about 660.
Early to bed and early to rise leaves a man healthy but lacking social ties.
The early bird gets the worm, but who the hell wants to eat worms?
A dyslexic atheist doesn't believe in dog.
What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger, if it doesn't cripple you first.
If something seems too good to be true, it probably means there naked woman in bed with you but when you sober up you will realize she is your grandmother.
If you don't love Allah, you can go eat Shiite.
YOU CANNOT HIDE FOREVER
WE STAND AT THE DOOR
WE STAND AT THE DOOR