29th October 2003, 3:13 PM
Here is what I've come up with so far:
The Greatest Sayings Never Told
By Daniel Coleman
1. As they say in Mexico, you never know what kind of cheese will come out of your Sombrero.
2. A wise man once said that you're never going to get anywhere until you buy the boots.
3. There's a saying in Georgia that goes something like 'Don't buy too many horses if you don't want bees in your crosses'.
4. Life is like a box of fecal matter: you never know how bad it's going to taste.
5. There are two ways to cross a mountain bridge: from one side or the other.
6. As the saying goes, find a nickel and you've found some money.
7. A wise man once said that whenever you see a duck flying in the air, it's probably not going to turn into a turtle.
8. If you have a bottle of wine, make sure you have a glass to drink it with.
9. Forty-five killer bees equals forty-five dead things.
10. Never go to Kentucky for a picnic; trucks will never git ya.
The Greatest Sayings Never Told
By Daniel Coleman
1. As they say in Mexico, you never know what kind of cheese will come out of your Sombrero.
2. A wise man once said that you're never going to get anywhere until you buy the boots.
3. There's a saying in Georgia that goes something like 'Don't buy too many horses if you don't want bees in your crosses'.
4. Life is like a box of fecal matter: you never know how bad it's going to taste.
5. There are two ways to cross a mountain bridge: from one side or the other.
6. As the saying goes, find a nickel and you've found some money.
7. A wise man once said that whenever you see a duck flying in the air, it's probably not going to turn into a turtle.
8. If you have a bottle of wine, make sure you have a glass to drink it with.
9. Forty-five killer bees equals forty-five dead things.
10. Never go to Kentucky for a picnic; trucks will never git ya.