20th October 2003, 3:52 PM
(This post was last modified: 21st October 2003, 4:26 PM by Great Rumbler.)
Great Rumbler: Then...why did...I'VE GOT IT!!!
Somewhere in the Amazon jungle a frog croaks one decible higher than it should have.
Universe: ...*explodes dramatically*
Darth Vader: I'm still alive because I live in a different universe! *dies*
Ralph Nader: Now I'll never become president and make the government smaller!!
Pat Buchanon: ...*is accidentally elected president...of Russia.*
Gore Verbenski: Pirates are cool! *makes pirate sounds*
ABF: I thought I made perfect sense!
Non-Sense Meter: *explodes*
DJ: My molecules are made of spandex! *stretches*
Great Rumbler: ... [He was blown up. Remember?]
OB1: Gundam is the best!
All Gundam series: *are sucked into a wormhole*
Creator of Gundam: *also sucked into wormhole*
OB1: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Great Rumbler: *is miraculously revived by a stray particle accelorator* You can watch Robotech with me, OB1.
OB1: ...
Great Rumbler: ...
OB1: ...
Great Rumbler: ...
Awkward Silence: ...
Great Rumbler: WHAT?!
OB1: I don't like Robotech.
ABF: Conservatives are weird.
Bill O'Rielly: ...
Rush Limbaugh: ...
Ann Coulter: ...
George W. Bush: ...
Weltall: ...
ABF: I know what you're thinking! You better not do it or I'll sue you! The ACLU will totally take my case! I'll go on NPR and complain about it!! Don't think I won't do it! And you better believe that Al Franken and Michael Moore will do the same thing too!! I'm serious! They're like my best friends and I totally know that they'll do it!!
Moth: *catches fire*
Lamp: Whoops.
Universe: *implodes dramatically*
Martin Short: I'm Marting Short!!
Gimini Glick: Me too!! Except I'm really fat!!
Stever Martin: ...
Robert Jordan: ...
Robert Jordan: ...
Robert Jordan: *writes a really long book*
Weltall: *buys the book and reads it within five minutes*
Link: I'm in Soul Calibur 2!!
Cel-Shaded Link: I want to be in Soul Calibur!!
Link: Not a chance.
Mario: I must save the princess!!
Link: Zelda?!
Mario: No, Peach.
Link: I don't like peaches myself...
Mario: Princess Peach!!
Link: Oh...what happened to that other chick that you saved a long time ago?
Mario: ...She married the ape.
Link: Ouch.
Al Franken: Well, I think...*is beaten up by Bill O'Rielly*
Ann Coulter: Liberals are so stupid.
ABF: I'm a liberal and I'm not stupid!
Ann Coulter: Maybe not, but your views are.
Steve Martin: ...I'm really Martin Short too.
Black Hole: I'M NOT A HOLE!!! I'M AN EXTREMELY DENSE MASS!!!
Jupiter: I have moons!!
Earth: I only have one...:(
Great Rumbler: I don't have any moons.
Dark Jaguar: I have seven....ty billion moons!!
Saturn: Only in your mind!
Dark Jaguar: You better believe it! *multiplies through cellular respiration*
Scientist #1: Cellular respiration doesn't do that!!
Dark Jaguar: It just did.
Scientist #1: ...
Great Rumbler: I saw it!
Meatwad: ...Do what now?
Daniel Coleman: I've been sucked into my computer by a freak accident!!
Jonathan Garrett: No you haven't.
Daniel Coleman: :(
Somewhere in the Amazon jungle a frog croaks one decible higher than it should have.
Universe: ...*explodes dramatically*
Darth Vader: I'm still alive because I live in a different universe! *dies*
Ralph Nader: Now I'll never become president and make the government smaller!!
Pat Buchanon: ...*is accidentally elected president...of Russia.*
Gore Verbenski: Pirates are cool! *makes pirate sounds*
ABF: I thought I made perfect sense!
Non-Sense Meter: *explodes*
DJ: My molecules are made of spandex! *stretches*
Great Rumbler: ... [He was blown up. Remember?]
OB1: Gundam is the best!
All Gundam series: *are sucked into a wormhole*
Creator of Gundam: *also sucked into wormhole*
OB1: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Great Rumbler: *is miraculously revived by a stray particle accelorator* You can watch Robotech with me, OB1.
OB1: ...
Great Rumbler: ...
OB1: ...
Great Rumbler: ...
Awkward Silence: ...
Great Rumbler: WHAT?!
OB1: I don't like Robotech.
ABF: Conservatives are weird.
Bill O'Rielly: ...
Rush Limbaugh: ...
Ann Coulter: ...
George W. Bush: ...
Weltall: ...
ABF: I know what you're thinking! You better not do it or I'll sue you! The ACLU will totally take my case! I'll go on NPR and complain about it!! Don't think I won't do it! And you better believe that Al Franken and Michael Moore will do the same thing too!! I'm serious! They're like my best friends and I totally know that they'll do it!!
Moth: *catches fire*
Lamp: Whoops.
Universe: *implodes dramatically*
Martin Short: I'm Marting Short!!
Gimini Glick: Me too!! Except I'm really fat!!
Stever Martin: ...
Robert Jordan: ...
Robert Jordan: ...
Robert Jordan: *writes a really long book*
Weltall: *buys the book and reads it within five minutes*
Link: I'm in Soul Calibur 2!!
Cel-Shaded Link: I want to be in Soul Calibur!!
Link: Not a chance.
Mario: I must save the princess!!
Link: Zelda?!
Mario: No, Peach.
Link: I don't like peaches myself...
Mario: Princess Peach!!
Link: Oh...what happened to that other chick that you saved a long time ago?
Mario: ...She married the ape.
Link: Ouch.
Al Franken: Well, I think...*is beaten up by Bill O'Rielly*
Ann Coulter: Liberals are so stupid.
ABF: I'm a liberal and I'm not stupid!
Ann Coulter: Maybe not, but your views are.
Steve Martin: ...I'm really Martin Short too.
Black Hole: I'M NOT A HOLE!!! I'M AN EXTREMELY DENSE MASS!!!
Jupiter: I have moons!!
Earth: I only have one...:(
Great Rumbler: I don't have any moons.
Dark Jaguar: I have seven....ty billion moons!!
Saturn: Only in your mind!
Dark Jaguar: You better believe it! *multiplies through cellular respiration*
Scientist #1: Cellular respiration doesn't do that!!
Dark Jaguar: It just did.
Scientist #1: ...
Great Rumbler: I saw it!
Meatwad: ...Do what now?
Daniel Coleman: I've been sucked into my computer by a freak accident!!
Jonathan Garrett: No you haven't.
Daniel Coleman: :(
Sometimes you get the scorpion.