5th October 2003, 11:47 AM
Quote:If you're too old to chase your kid around the house, use the handle of your cane to trip him if he tries to get away. When he gets up, poke him in the head a few times to let him know who's boss.
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Hahaha!

Sometimes you get the scorpion.