28th September 2003, 7:40 PM
Why is America better than Canada?
1. Cars: Do Canadians even make them?
2. Beer: Americans flush their piss, Canadians bottle it.
3. Weather: America has it all, not just varying degrees of ass-biting cold.
4. Black People: Ours simply have more funk than yours.
5. Liberalism: What is an outmoded historical oddity here is a way of life up there.
6. Money: Bill Gates alone probably has more than your whole country, and it's worth more to boot.
7. French Factor: Limited only to Louisiana here, up there it consumes all like the smelly, unshaven virus it is.
1. Cars: Do Canadians even make them?
2. Beer: Americans flush their piss, Canadians bottle it.
3. Weather: America has it all, not just varying degrees of ass-biting cold.
4. Black People: Ours simply have more funk than yours.
5. Liberalism: What is an outmoded historical oddity here is a way of life up there.
6. Money: Bill Gates alone probably has more than your whole country, and it's worth more to boot.
7. French Factor: Limited only to Louisiana here, up there it consumes all like the smelly, unshaven virus it is.
YOU CANNOT HIDE FOREVER
WE STAND AT THE DOOR
WE STAND AT THE DOOR