27th September 2003, 11:16 AM
Well since you're the one trying to make us like Steve Martin, why don't you rent them and sent them to us?
*Goron troops smash the armies of the Steve Martin Confederacy. His forces are routed from the field; as general Leslie Nielsen, riding backwards on a horse and yelling hilarious one-liners, charges into battle to victory*
*In abdication of Steve Martin, Darunia crowns Leslie Nielsen the unequestioned King of the Two Comedians. Also, Steve Martin and all his fans are forever banned from the planet Earth, and Steve Martin is barred from ever making another movie.*
*End War*
*Goron troops smash the armies of the Steve Martin Confederacy. His forces are routed from the field; as general Leslie Nielsen, riding backwards on a horse and yelling hilarious one-liners, charges into battle to victory*
*In abdication of Steve Martin, Darunia crowns Leslie Nielsen the unequestioned King of the Two Comedians. Also, Steve Martin and all his fans are forever banned from the planet Earth, and Steve Martin is barred from ever making another movie.*
*End War*
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