31st January 2003, 9:59 PM
Haha! I'd be somewhat frightened if your parents actually took this seriously though :D. They would remind me of that chinese newspaper that actually used the Onion as a frickin' news source for some article (it was some joke article that basically said the government fell apart or something). How anyone could go to The Onion and not immediatly realize the whole site is just comedy is beyond me.
"On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)