17th September 2003, 6:19 PM
When I get an intern, I'm going to convince whoever it is to "Quick, climb into the jeffry's tubes to disable the reactor before it fries us all" just so the intern will get stuck in the ventilation ducts and I can have people pay me 5 bucks to "spank the intern". Just like in a Dilbert comic :D.
"On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)