16th September 2003, 2:16 PM
Kirk kicks so much ass. Picard is second; he's cool too and he can kick ass. Sisko is third...in fact, they get increasingly worse as time goes along...well, Archer is better than fuckin' Janeway (DIE JANEWAY DIE), but still. I hate pacifist tree huggin' Star Trek captains.
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