20th August 2003, 6:18 PM
I think we should ban bread. I mean think about it: almost all violent crimes happen within 24 hours of eating bread, almost 100% of all criminals eat bread, and most murders in homes happen within 100 feet of bread.
With statistics like how can we continue to let bread flourish in out society?! We must eradicate it once and for all!
With statistics like how can we continue to let bread flourish in out society?! We must eradicate it once and for all!
Sometimes you get the scorpion.