14th August 2003, 9:56 AM
I'll bet one American dollar it has something to do with Nintendo's next home console and how it will integrate with the GBA SP and it's replacement. All of which will have no release date and will probably be available sometime after the next Polar Shift in the Gamma Quadrant of Sakkton 8, located behind the Class M Planet complex of the Burger King/Taco Bell/General Motors hybrid of Burcoal Killtors where they manufacture and distribute Liqued Oxygen for the Sub-Sapien race of the Windex Eaters. The Nintendo Euphamism Ad Campaigner 7000 will be available for 4 credits X the number of times you have been cloned and/or re-birthed (no more than 6, if you have reached 6 lives, please see Emperor Gates for immeadiate disposal) and will be permanently ingrained in to your alpha body at the Earth Time of 8 PM on the first day of your nicco-HDD memory download. This does not apply if you are currently in the process of Wombing or if you own a breeding chamber within the Microsoft Galaxy.Thank you for your interest in downloading this Cortex AD Cap.
Nintendo - We read your thoughts, and we know what you did.
Sincerely,
The Automated Robot AD Unit ZZ Epsilon 2-25
Nintendo - We read your thoughts, and we know what you did.
Sincerely,
The Automated Robot AD Unit ZZ Epsilon 2-25