26th July 2003, 9:33 PM
Gorons don't need this pithy stuff you call 'alcohol' to be become 'drunk'. We can simply meditate and lower ourselves into a slurred state of subconscious nirvana. I spit at you humans and you expensive, vile-tasting alcohol! PATOOIE!
H.R.M. DARVNIVS MAXIMVS EX TENEBRIS EXIT REX DEVSQVE GORONORVMQVE TENDORVM ROMANORVM ET GRÆCORVM OMNIS SEMPER EST