1st July 2003, 6:52 PM
Fortunatly, money is no longer an issue for me! You see, twice a week I'm paid to eat pills, drink stuff, and have various wires inserted under my skin. Sure, the bright lights get kinda annoying at the 20 hour mark, but soon after that, I don't even notice the IV tubes or that strange boiling sensation under my skin. If only one of those guys in the white suits wouldn't keep laughing maniacly and saying "in time", it would be perfect.
"On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)