1st June 2003, 6:39 PM
This has nothing to do with hazing. We aren't even giving you the cow (you can't eat it, it's just too lovely to do that). We are TELLING you WE have a lovely cow, and you haven't! Well, now that you're a member, it's your's too, well, in the sense that you can claim a king is yours. Obey it's every command!
"On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)