29th May 2003, 9:07 PM
Dude, don't you be telling me what I like and don't like. I was very disappointed in Wind Waker...it had lousy dungeons, and the enemies were too repetitive. On the whole, I liked it. I'm not being this forum's punching bag because I refuse to conform to the "Zelda is perfect" mentality.
*Declares Formal state of war*
*Assembles elements of the 2nd Goron Expeditionary Battalion; as well as the 10th and 18th auxiliar Goron Artillery brigade. This, totalling 50,100 troops, marches on Tendo City within hours.*
*Goron forces demand immediate apology and reparations from Great Rumbler, OB1 and ABD. ABD surrenders himself and is taken away in irons. Great Rumbler is captured trying to flee, and is likewise taken away at gunpoint. OB1 is captured, disembowled, drawn, quartered, beaten, stretched, racked, burnt, scalped and then forced to sit in the comfy chair.*
*End War*
*Declares Formal state of war*
*Assembles elements of the 2nd Goron Expeditionary Battalion; as well as the 10th and 18th auxiliar Goron Artillery brigade. This, totalling 50,100 troops, marches on Tendo City within hours.*
*Goron forces demand immediate apology and reparations from Great Rumbler, OB1 and ABD. ABD surrenders himself and is taken away in irons. Great Rumbler is captured trying to flee, and is likewise taken away at gunpoint. OB1 is captured, disembowled, drawn, quartered, beaten, stretched, racked, burnt, scalped and then forced to sit in the comfy chair.*
*End War*
H.R.M. DARVNIVS MAXIMVS EX TENEBRIS EXIT REX DEVSQVE GORONORVMQVE TENDORVM ROMANORVM ET GRÆCORVM OMNIS SEMPER EST