28th May 2003, 7:31 PM
That was...nothing short of incredible...I respond to the new Zelda title with enthusiastic optimism, saying I look forward to it...and then I smugly chuckle and hope there won't be as many moblins. Within seconds, everyone reads it, but sees "MOBLINS MOBLINS MOBLINS MOBLINS TOO MANY; WIND WAKER SUCKS", and now...you've done it so well, I forgot what I really even said. I think this calls for a general state of war to be declared.
H.R.M. DARVNIVS MAXIMVS EX TENEBRIS EXIT REX DEVSQVE GORONORVMQVE TENDORVM ROMANORVM ET GRÆCORVM OMNIS SEMPER EST