25th May 2003, 8:44 AM
*throws robe off*
I see. So it has come to this.
*makes a fist in slow motion*
You know, I am usually patient with many people. I am good man with happy feelings. But now I am questioning my beliefs and pondering other means of self-gratification.
*makes a fist in slow motion*
So now here we are both of us relaxing and relieving stress by eating, masturbating and playing video games or perhaps watching movies we have missed during our busy schedules.
*makes a fist in slow motion*
And then I am confronted with your advantage in relaxation techniques. Though my techniques are simple and old they are worthy. While you spend months doing mostly nothing you will find yourself accomplishing some simple tasks such as proper hygiene and chores. You see, my advantage is unequaled.
*makes a fist in slow motion*
For you are a mama's boy and I live in my own apartment !
*makes a fist in slow motion*
And because of this simple fact it brings me much joy to inform you that I do not confine myself to your human rules of social structures or expectations ! I HAVE NOT TAKEN A SHOWER IN 68 HOURS, I HAVE EATEN ENTIRE PACKAGES OF YOUR PRECOOKED MEAT BI-PRODUCTS AND I HAVE EJACULATED RIVERS OF LIFE INDUCING WHITE GOLD ALL IN THE TIME IT HAS TAKEN YOU TO READ THIS MESSAGE !
*makes a fist in slow motion*
WHILE YOU LIVE IN A HOUSE-HOLD OF RULES AND TYRANNY, I LIVE WITH MY WIFE AND CREATE MY OWN RULES. RULES YOU CANNOT COMPREHEND LIKE "ALWAYS SHAVE YOUR PUBIC HAIR AT NIGHT" AND "NEVER DRINK A CUP OF COFFEE YOU DONT REMEMBER POURING" YOU SEE DARUNIA!? YOUR ENTIRE SUMMER OF MANY MONTHS CANNOT EQUAL MY 3 DAYS OF PURE GOLDEN STRANDS OF ***NOTHING*** ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!!!
*kills Darunia with a rock, or something. With a stone*
AND NOW YOU ARE DEAD, DEAD LIKE THE BEEGEES EXCEPT THEY'RE ALIVE BUT DEAD, DEAD IN THE EYES OF PEOPLE. DEAD LIKE YOU BUT IN A MANNER OF SPEAKING. MMMM NANNERS.
I see. So it has come to this.
*makes a fist in slow motion*
You know, I am usually patient with many people. I am good man with happy feelings. But now I am questioning my beliefs and pondering other means of self-gratification.
*makes a fist in slow motion*
So now here we are both of us relaxing and relieving stress by eating, masturbating and playing video games or perhaps watching movies we have missed during our busy schedules.
*makes a fist in slow motion*
And then I am confronted with your advantage in relaxation techniques. Though my techniques are simple and old they are worthy. While you spend months doing mostly nothing you will find yourself accomplishing some simple tasks such as proper hygiene and chores. You see, my advantage is unequaled.
*makes a fist in slow motion*
For you are a mama's boy and I live in my own apartment !
*makes a fist in slow motion*
And because of this simple fact it brings me much joy to inform you that I do not confine myself to your human rules of social structures or expectations ! I HAVE NOT TAKEN A SHOWER IN 68 HOURS, I HAVE EATEN ENTIRE PACKAGES OF YOUR PRECOOKED MEAT BI-PRODUCTS AND I HAVE EJACULATED RIVERS OF LIFE INDUCING WHITE GOLD ALL IN THE TIME IT HAS TAKEN YOU TO READ THIS MESSAGE !
*makes a fist in slow motion*
WHILE YOU LIVE IN A HOUSE-HOLD OF RULES AND TYRANNY, I LIVE WITH MY WIFE AND CREATE MY OWN RULES. RULES YOU CANNOT COMPREHEND LIKE "ALWAYS SHAVE YOUR PUBIC HAIR AT NIGHT" AND "NEVER DRINK A CUP OF COFFEE YOU DONT REMEMBER POURING" YOU SEE DARUNIA!? YOUR ENTIRE SUMMER OF MANY MONTHS CANNOT EQUAL MY 3 DAYS OF PURE GOLDEN STRANDS OF ***NOTHING*** ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!!!
*kills Darunia with a rock, or something. With a stone*
AND NOW YOU ARE DEAD, DEAD LIKE THE BEEGEES EXCEPT THEY'RE ALIVE BUT DEAD, DEAD IN THE EYES OF PEOPLE. DEAD LIKE YOU BUT IN A MANNER OF SPEAKING. MMMM NANNERS.