23rd May 2003, 3:30 PM
I HAVE A THREE DAY WEEKEND SUCK IT FAGGOTS I AM GOD NOW WITNESS MY SLACK OFFING WHICH IS TEN FOLD WHAT ANY OF YOU ARE CAPABLE OF
*opens Wordpad and types "penis" 7,351 times to see if the chaos theory takes effect and discovers that the word "penis" 7351 times becomes the word "panis" which is Greek for "artist who uses cooking ware while singing" and then lays on his back and counts the number of times he would have blinked if his eyes were open for 3 HOURS*
HA! And now i'm going to go watch TV while the TV is OFF and pretend it's a good show about 6 girls living together in Wisconsin who are all artists of different genres: a girl with glasses, a funny girl, a dumb girl, a girl who was a porn star in the 80's, an asian girl that dates black men, a girl who was born a man and a goofy homely girl who dies in the first season and I do all of this while sitting on the couch with HALF MY ROBE ON and FOOD encrusted on to my BEARD and inside my BELLY BUTTON that I put there on PURPOSE for a reason that I NO LONGER KNOW
*wins*
*opens Wordpad and types "penis" 7,351 times to see if the chaos theory takes effect and discovers that the word "penis" 7351 times becomes the word "panis" which is Greek for "artist who uses cooking ware while singing" and then lays on his back and counts the number of times he would have blinked if his eyes were open for 3 HOURS*
HA! And now i'm going to go watch TV while the TV is OFF and pretend it's a good show about 6 girls living together in Wisconsin who are all artists of different genres: a girl with glasses, a funny girl, a dumb girl, a girl who was a porn star in the 80's, an asian girl that dates black men, a girl who was born a man and a goofy homely girl who dies in the first season and I do all of this while sitting on the couch with HALF MY ROBE ON and FOOD encrusted on to my BEARD and inside my BELLY BUTTON that I put there on PURPOSE for a reason that I NO LONGER KNOW
*wins*