Nintendo Unveils Plans To Gain Industry Leadership

[lazyfatbum]

Cartoon Devil is the funniest person in the world.

OB1: I NEED MORE ATTENTION THAN AN UNDERAGE RAPE VICTIM

ABF: I KNOW, LET ME GIVE YOU SOME. I HAVE ALL THE INTELLIGENCE AND CHARISMA OF A CHEW TOY FOR TEETHING INFANTS

OB1: THANK YOU NOW LET ME FIND SOME POSSIBLE WAY TO MAKE A NEGATIVE COMMENT OUT OF WHAT YOU SAID

ABF: AND WHILE YOU DO THAT I'LL MAKE A VAGUE REFFERENCE TO A JOKE THAT MAKES NO SENSE AND THEN TRY TO BELITTLE YOU WITH MY OWN SHORTCOMINGS

OB1: I AGREE AND/OR DONT UNDERSTAND SO I AM LEAVING THE THREAD TO FIND MORE POSSIBLE ARGUMENTS

ABF: OKAY I WILL NOW ARGUE WITH MYSELF AND USE DOTS ALOT TO MAKE MY LAST STATEMENT MORE DRAMATIC....................................

OB1: "YOU'RE AN IDIOT." ™

ABF: PERHAPS......... THOUGH I AM ALSO MORE IGNORANT..... LIKE A FOX...........

OB1: ..........

ABF: ..........


OBI: I dont like the new Oreos, they look more like crackers as opposed to cookies. They're setting people up for disappointment, not that I would care.

ABF: Yeah, I wouldn't care either........

*And somewhere, an angel cries*