They paid 250 million dollars for THIS?!

[Great Rumbler]

A game where a guy gets kicked in the crotch by pirates while carrying cheeseburgers and a remake of Conker's Bad Fur Day. Whoopie.

Rare has made some strange things in its day, and it seems to be continuing on that tradition with its new Grabbed by the Ghoulies franchise. A sort of light-hearted, horror adventure, featuring a cel-shaded look and quirky animation, it's definitely unique.

While it won't be the first Rare game on Xbox, Conker: Live and Uncut will probably leap to the top of the list of most watned Rare game by virtue of its N64 popularity and the fact that it's in a lot better condition at this point than it's main challenger in the popularity contest: Perfect Dark 2. He's still the raunchiest cartoon squirrel to ever down a bottle of rotgut one minute and curse an evil crap monster the next. Conker: Live and Uncut will feature the single player game from the original N64 title Conker's Bad Fur Day but it will updated with Xbox quality graphics and sound and new naughty content that never made it into the Nintendo game. The main thrust however will be Conker's multiplayer Xbox Live compatibility that will have players shooting up a storm but in cleverly designed missions and movie-themed settings

...Is this the part where I say "What the heck has Rare been doing for the past year?!"