9th May 2003, 11:45 PM
Cats > Dogs. They're cleaner, smell better, and don't shit all over the house. They're self-sufficient, too. You just have to feed-em and change their litter. They don't require walking or bathing or someone to personally kneel and clean up their shit. They don't stink up the house, and they're cute and cuddly and affectionate and friendly (well, my cat is).
Dogs... are loud, stinky, stupid, and obnoxious.
Dogs... are loud, stinky, stupid, and obnoxious.