5th May 2003, 8:27 AM
AHHH! I hate it when i get out of the loop! *attaches belt to the loop* YES now I am connected and with...... hey i'm not wearing a belt...
Penis: ACK WHY??? *dies*
Oh my God!!! I cant believe it's gone.... Man, Brad Pitt is handsom.... I heard he's doing the voice for Sinbad in Dreamwork's Sinbad production. The lucky guy.... the hot, steaming, sweat lathering, man-beast of sticky, talented, gooey masculinity.
No matter. With Michael Crichton-like savvy I shall email Laser Link and tell him my deepest, darkest secrets, like when I used an office scanner to see my anus.
Ah, everything makes sense now. I feel so fresh and pretty. I wonder what's on Lifetime tonight...
THIS SUMMER
I know i'm married to a beautiful woman... but it doesn't feel natural.
HE'S EXPERIENCING LIFE FOR THE SECOND TIME...
I wonder if other men find me attractive....
HE'S BACK IN THE LOOP...
I wonder if Laser Link wants me to email him... pictures...
AND HE'S GAYER THAN A THREE DOLLAR BILL
OMG I almost farted in Blockbuster in the Drama section, how embaressing!!!1 ^_^
SEAN COVINGTON BRADHSAW IS....
HHHIIIII FABULOUS PEOPLE!!!!
E-MAILING LASER LINK: THE SEARCH FOR LAZY'S PIPI
Directed by Roman Polanski
A Fox Search Light Production
No!! No!!!! the green one!! The one... yeah! I can handle it, tell Tommy to get the vasoline!!! Hold me down, Brad!
FIND YOUR FEMININE SIDE 6/17/2003
http://www.THREE-DOLLAR-BILL-MOVIE.com
Penis: ACK WHY??? *dies*
Oh my God!!! I cant believe it's gone.... Man, Brad Pitt is handsom.... I heard he's doing the voice for Sinbad in Dreamwork's Sinbad production. The lucky guy.... the hot, steaming, sweat lathering, man-beast of sticky, talented, gooey masculinity.
No matter. With Michael Crichton-like savvy I shall email Laser Link and tell him my deepest, darkest secrets, like when I used an office scanner to see my anus.
Ah, everything makes sense now. I feel so fresh and pretty. I wonder what's on Lifetime tonight...
THIS SUMMER
I know i'm married to a beautiful woman... but it doesn't feel natural.
HE'S EXPERIENCING LIFE FOR THE SECOND TIME...
I wonder if other men find me attractive....
HE'S BACK IN THE LOOP...
I wonder if Laser Link wants me to email him... pictures...
AND HE'S GAYER THAN A THREE DOLLAR BILL
OMG I almost farted in Blockbuster in the Drama section, how embaressing!!!1 ^_^
SEAN COVINGTON BRADHSAW IS....
HHHIIIII FABULOUS PEOPLE!!!!
E-MAILING LASER LINK: THE SEARCH FOR LAZY'S PIPI
Directed by Roman Polanski
A Fox Search Light Production
No!! No!!!! the green one!! The one... yeah! I can handle it, tell Tommy to get the vasoline!!! Hold me down, Brad!
FIND YOUR FEMININE SIDE 6/17/2003
http://www.THREE-DOLLAR-BILL-MOVIE.com