13th September 2026, 3:13 AM
In the midst of the stand-off, a shadowy figure emerged around the corner of the bar.
"Well, well, well. Darunius Goronius. More like, King of the Morons, am I right?" N-Man looked around expectantly, to no avail.
"There's a lot you seem to have forgotten since your last time here. I, on the other hand, never forget."
N-Man brandished an oddly-shaped silver key, featuring a strange embossing of a figure that seemed to be lazy, fat, and a bum. Before the Goronites could react, he inserted the key into a hidden keyhole built into the side of the bar.
The back bar made a clicking sound and slid to the side, revealing 6 identical dark figures. Each one seemed to be contained within a kind of pod, with various wires connected to their head, abdomen and legs. Their eyes soon lit up with a green glow, and they descended onto the floor, adopting a martial pose.
"That's right," said N-Man. "The Forum 5 ninjas. Mechanical cyber warriors possessing the ancient art of ninjitsu. They are totally rad and sick as hell. Did you think you could take control without defeating them?"
Just then, N-Man paused as he noticed something weird on one of the ninjas. It was a sticker saying 'Powered by ChatGPT'.
"Shit. Did etoven update these..?"
And then...
"Well, well, well. Darunius Goronius. More like, King of the Morons, am I right?" N-Man looked around expectantly, to no avail.
"There's a lot you seem to have forgotten since your last time here. I, on the other hand, never forget."
N-Man brandished an oddly-shaped silver key, featuring a strange embossing of a figure that seemed to be lazy, fat, and a bum. Before the Goronites could react, he inserted the key into a hidden keyhole built into the side of the bar.
The back bar made a clicking sound and slid to the side, revealing 6 identical dark figures. Each one seemed to be contained within a kind of pod, with various wires connected to their head, abdomen and legs. Their eyes soon lit up with a green glow, and they descended onto the floor, adopting a martial pose.
"That's right," said N-Man. "The Forum 5 ninjas. Mechanical cyber warriors possessing the ancient art of ninjitsu. They are totally rad and sick as hell. Did you think you could take control without defeating them?"
Just then, N-Man paused as he noticed something weird on one of the ninjas. It was a sticker saying 'Powered by ChatGPT'.
"Shit. Did etoven update these..?"
And then...
You wanna ride, baby?
This is a special car.
Two accelerators... no brakes! Yeeeah!
-- Zodiac Mindwarp / Backseat Education
This is a special car.
Two accelerators... no brakes! Yeeeah!
-- Zodiac Mindwarp / Backseat Education