Quote:Ack, I can't stand McDonalds. How can you people eat that stuff? Just go home, microwave a burger and a bun and sit on it for an hour or so and you'll get the same thing. I don't see why people go to McDonalds to get their extremely bad burgers when there are so many different fast-food alternatives.
And before DJ says something idiotic like "you just hate McDonalds because that's what people do when they try to be cool and you're just so not cool OMG that's so stupid!", I like some other fast food like Taco Bell. But those soggy, baby-diaper-smelling McDonalds burgers? I'd eat my vomit before I eat one of those.
I eat 'em because I have bad taste. Just like the rest of us who have different opinions than you. Anyone who doesn't have the same tastes as you should be walked all over because how dare we think differently than the God-declared king of factual opinions. God did give you that position, didn't He? No? Who did? The president? Congress? The House of Represenatives? Richard Simmons? That hobo down the street? Nobody? Okay, thanks for clearing that up...
God how I love being a smart mouthed sonovabitch. :D