Guilty!

[Weltall]

The only jury that matters is the voters. The only trial that matters happens in November. If he wins, it all goes away with the rest of everything that makes America better than your average right-leaning gerontocracy. If he loses, there's nothing left but a short, stressful, un-fun life spent in various defendants' chairs, accumulating more convictions until his evil, fat old heart finally has enough and Makes America Great Again for real.